Bring Back Coporal Punishment

So my dear pathetic readers, I've been working with kids both big and small for the past few months since I decided to take a break from school. I've taught smart ass ones, lean on the wall don't want to participate ones, off in a corner in their own little pathetic world ones, can't stop talking because thats what they do at home ones, I want to beat everyone up ones, don't wanna listen and I want to make the decision ones, you name it, I've seen it.Whoever created the "THINKING CORNER" either has serious issues or doesn't have kids of their own. And I say BRING BACK COPORAL PUNISHMENT! It's time for some serious whooping. Don't get me wrong, I love kids, but I'll drown them in a flash too.